fluffysheeps:
“What’s their conditioner squad 🐶✨
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fluffysheeps:

What’s their conditioner squad 🐶✨

scarleterato:

Blood is, of course, one of the greatest fashion statements.

paxamericana:

cryptid-sighting:

marinarascova:

i… what?

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foot fetishists using their powers for good, not evil

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Queen - Killer Queen
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proteean:

She’s a Killer Queen
Gunpowder, guillotine
Dynamite with a laser beam
Guaranteed to blow your mind
Anytime

thenymreaper:

snarthurt:

itsbisexualbiatch:

snarthurt:

itsbisexualbiatch:

snarthurt:

this is an england hate blog

HOW IS THIS EVEN REAL? WHAT DID MY COUNTRY EVER DO TO ANYONE?!

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oh sorry sweetie, i didn’t realise you still lived in the 1800s…🙄🙄

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I’ve been thinking about this for days. The 1800s??? The 1800s????

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The 1800s ???????????????!

lefttreephantom:
“ susiethemoderator:
“ wafflebloggies:
“that first bottle dead ass looks like it’s gonna make you shoot crows out of your hands
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the first bottle was also full of liquidized cocaine
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So it will make me feel like I can shoot crows...

lefttreephantom:

susiethemoderator:

wafflebloggies:

that first bottle dead ass looks like it’s gonna make you shoot crows out of your hands

the first bottle was also full of liquidized cocaine

So it will make me feel like I can shoot crows out of my hands

nautilusopus:

nautilusopus:

nautilusopus:

nautilusopus:

nautilusopus:

i’m gonna use my hacking powers to do an all pyjama run in pokemon y

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Mission parameters set.

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Fuck that noise.

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YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM

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God this is gonna suck when I get to Frost Cavern. 

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Still holding on tight to that 3DS I don’t have and couldn’t figure out how to get back. Our mom’s probably holding it hostage.

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Haha I’m never going back in there in case the game notices I’m not wearing the default outfit and forces me into actual clothes again. 

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Oh hey, do you want to see how it resolved the issue of not having a full render model?

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The short answer is it didn’t.

Every now and then notes for this float past my dash and I’m forcibly reminded that I had to stop because I got trapped behind Nurse Joy’s counter and couldn’t figure out how to leave the Pokémon Center because the camera clipped through the floor into PokéHell.

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irlsuccubus:

Who the fuck ripped this fat vape at silent hill I’m trying to find my dead wife

dykeofsuburbia:

the three universal truths: we live in a society, women be shopping, men get pegged

one-time-i-dreamt:

manic-gothic-octopi:

kairowskyoorow:

one-time-i-dreamt:

one-time-i-dreamt:

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Just in case this wasn’t clear - she doesn’t have heterochromia. Second photo is her own parent exposing her for lying about having it, first photo is of her talking about struggles regarding growing up with heterochromia (that she never went through but is now appropriating), and the rest are photos of different blue contacts she has worn over the years and her natural eye color slipping out underneath them after her contact moved. Pretty sure the last one is the final stage - the implant she has gotten. Notice how her “blue” eye never dilates? Look at the difference in pupils. She has based her whole identity and career as a model on something she doesn’t even have. This post was never about her “rare condition”, but about her faking it.

Me: h

Sarah McDaniel:

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She’s legit using cosplay lenses in some of these photos.

Like @obviouslypancakes said

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coolkumquat:

potstickersandpizza:

novitiate2017:

Bandersnatch sounds like British slang for pussy

and yet “family-friendly” disney still hired him to play doctor strange. what a disgrace

this post is like getting smacked in the face twice

flower-lesbienne:

gunsandfireandshit:

casbean:

harryngtonewithyourshit:

beardedchrisevans:

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Is Chris Evans Steve Rogers or is Steve Rogers Chris Evans?

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good

“Fellas, is it gay to be a good father?”

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Shout out to Harry Hill

guy:

staanuris:

staanuris:

i literally CANNOT and WILL NEVER get over that one Sad Pic with the story of how a girl and a guy were on a motorcycle and he noticed a wall in front of them so he stopped to let her off and then he drove into the wall and died

IT WAS A CAR NOT A MOTORCYCLE IM. STILL LAUGIHMG YHOUGH

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